the Jack (buggery) wrote,
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Dammit, Clark's penis is going in *something*.

As you probably already know, if you're reading this journal, the subject line of this post is thete1's latest journal title. (Following "Who's touching Tim today?" and "Always lead with crotch." and, most recently, "Kryp-tease.") I don't know about anybody else, but I have noticed some desperately inappropriately humourous juxtapositions of this new title with certain of Te's icons.

One was a lark. Two was a happy coincidence.

Three made me need to put together a Top Ten list.


Warning: Do not attempt to eat or drink while reading beyond this point.

TOP TEN MOST INAPPROPRIATE ICONS TO SEE JUXTAPOSED WITH TE'S JOURNAL TITLE

For maximum enjoyment, be sure to hover your mouse over each icon!


10. This one's really a gimme.
Dammit, Clark's penis is going in *something*.
And not just because Clark/toon!Tim is a pairing Te's known for. Really hardly at all to do with that, honestly.


9. Te gives Clark just as many -- if not more -- opportunities to play with comics!Tim, of course.
Dammit, Clark's penis is going in *something*.
Look, I didn't draw him like that, people.


8. "I learnt it by watching YOU!"
Dammit, Clark's penis is going in *something*.
It's hard to blame Clark when the birdboys keep, er, positioning like that.


7. You knew Bruce had to show up sometime.
Dammit, Clark's penis is going in *something*.
(Yes, that's Bruce. I *know*. But seriously, do you think circus acrobats would be hot for him if he *couldn't*?)


6. I almost want to put this higher up, since Clark/Diana is (sporadically) canonical.
Dammit, Clark's penis is going in *something*.
This being a Te-specific list, however, two words are operative: titty fuck.


5. It's like a multiple-choice icon!
Dammit, Clark's penis is going in *something*.
Clark loves, respects and pervs on women. Not to mention anyone in a Robin suit.


4. The faint of heart may wish to consider Clark's penis going in Barry's hand.
Dammit, Clark's penis is going in *something*.
Come on, though, why do you suppose Clark really 'rescues' so *many* kitties from trees?

3. All the other Robins are here, it's only fair.
Dammit, Clark's penis is going in *something*.
Clark has wet dreams about getting this answer to the question implicit in Te's journal title.

2. As the keyword text tells us, "Kon has a *super* ass." [emphasis mine]
Dammit, Clark's penis is going in *something*.
This gets additional bonus points because Kon is conversing with Clark in the panel the icon was cropped from.

But, the winner really had to be...

1. All that *and*
Dammit, Clark's penis is going in *something*.
Poor Tim. "Complicated" doesn't even begin to touch it, huh?



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